The London Mal

Men in white coats near this boutique hotel in the trendy Clerkenwell district? Just for a moment, you wonder if they're here to take you back the asylum, but think better, you are on the edge of the world-famous Smithfield meat market. Best take cover in this former nurses home. Just as a precaution.

You blend in the low-lit subterranean bar and brasserie, mingling with city types, musos and the more discerning Londistas. You have escaped. For now. Safe in your slinky room at night over a cool glass of wine you get to thinking - maybe it's the men in white coats that are crazy.